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Maybe you omitted the fact that Brits have bad weather, bad teeth, horrible food, are gay, arrogant and still believe they rule the world except in Afghanistan, as of yesterday (read the Telegraph, moron)…

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Because they are longing for things gone away: their Empire, their humour.

I am in Amsterdam and last time i fucked 1 english girl, she said to me that we are really better than the rosbeafs !!!!

I am not French but I sell for a French electricity company well established in Britain. I come across
people who really seem to hate the French,not in a jokey way like for the above reasons but real naked hatred. I am curious to know why.
It seems to be only the English though.I have not come across this with the Scottish,Welsh or Irish
One guy wouldnt change his electric company as he wondered what would happen if we had a war with France.They might cut off our electricity he said
As both sides have nuclear weapons and as a missile travels at 3000 mph we would both be annihilated within 15 minutes so electricity would not be required at all.Does anyone have a sensible reason for this hatred or is it like other types of racism totally without a rational basis

The British hate the French mainly because they have no respect for the British even after we saved them TWICE from the Germans. I, as a British person, respect the Germans more than the French because at least they can fight a bloody war.

Quite honestly, one isn’t truly British unless they queue, enjoy drinking tea and hate the French.

Sedition some infos for you about WW1

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_I_casualties
you will see that the total effective of UK+ireland was about 40% of french military wounded

Maybe the british had less deaths because they fought better!

This hate of the English for the French (who don’t care so much about the English) is stupid. You keep thinking that “we saved them twice” so I would suggest you to read about WW1, and then to read what happened in Dunkirk in 1940, you will realize that you lost in 1940 just like them, but could escape to your land and from Germany, France is first so …
I think the roots of this hate is 1006 and what you prefer to call the “norman” conquest, pretending it had nothing to do with France, lol

Funny! English hate French but spend their time talking about them whereas french don’t even bother to do so. (maybe because we have nothing to be jealous of)
As for the (stupid) comments about world war you can’t compare the 2 countries since british were far from the battlefield whereas it was not the case for France which was invaded. And they helped because Germany was a huge threat and they also wanted to save their own asses not out of generosity. (by the way they only “helped” but didn’t “save” people)
But let’s talk about today. Is england famous for its health care system, culture, food or fashion? Do people talk about your wine, your classy men/women or how beautiful your language sounds?
They are seen as Bush’s dog and want to benefit from the european union but not take the risks and involvement it requires. And even if my english is far from being perfect, I’m sure most english would’nt be able to speak another language.Tell me who’s arrogant now?

Haha ,You will be an english for perpetrate the myth you saved france , remenber Dunkirk.

English Military History
Celtic invasions Circa 600 BC: The original Brits surrender to the Celts, inhabitants of modern-day France, thereby adopting Celtic culture. Unfortunately, the small amount of Celtic invaders prevented any improving of the British bloodline.

Caesar’s expeditions to Britain 55-54 BC: Caesar takes a walk in Britain, making the Britons surrender twice. He is forced to leave due to troubles in Gaul, and, fortunately for the Brits, is murdered by men in togas before he can come back as he intended to.

Roman invasion AD 44: The Britons surrender, and the Romans are only deterred from going North by the Scots. Rotten weather and poor cooking, however, ensured that Roman Britain remained a backwater province.

Boudicca’s rebellion AD 61: The Britons are roused by a spirited lass and revolt. Unfortunately, their men were not half as brave as her and surrendered. This makes the Britons the first nation to have been defeated four times by the Italians.

Anglo-Saxon invasion 5th century AD: No longer having the Romans to defend them, the Britons swiftly cave in to the Anglo-Saxons. In other words, they surrender to themselves.

Viking invasions 8th-11th century AD: The English swiftly surrender to the Vikings, recurring to bribes in order to save their sorry asses. The Danes establish the Danelaw, a series of territories surrendered to them by the English, and receive frequent, massive bribes known as the Danegeld just to keep quiet. The English lost thousands of pounds in gold out of cowardice.

Norman conquest 1066 AD: The English surrender to the French after the battle of Hastings in what may be their swiftest surrender yet. The English elites proceed to speak French and be ruled by French kings for centuries.

Civil wars 11th-12th centuries AD: The English kick their own asses, culminating in the surrender of the English to the English.

Third Crusade 1189-1192 AD: Richard the Lionhearted (or chickenhearted?) surrenders to Saladin; he then proceeds to be captured by Austrians and is ransomed for a fortune.

Bouvines 1214 AD: The English get their asses handed to them by the French, and thereby surrender Normandy.

First Barons’ War 1215 AD: The English, in true English fashion, surrender to themselves. Honor is preserved, and the tradition of surrender is honored.

Second Barons’ War 1264 AD: Likewise, Rule I of English War is confirmed: The English, lacking anyone else to surrender to, surrender to the English.

First War of Scottish Independence 1297-1328 AD: The English get raped by their neighbors and surrender Scotland to them. In the battle of Bannockburn, Robert the Bruce invented the can opener.

Second War of Scottish Independence 1332-1357 AD: The English simply don’t learn the lesson from their previous whipping and come back for more. As usual, they surrender.

Hundred Years’ War 1337-1453 AD: The English surrender to the French, losing all their possessions in France save Calais, which they had received as a dowry. The most remarkable episode of all was the surrender of the English before a stubborn peasant girl. The English are extremely ashamed of this surrender and will refer you to the battles of Poitiers, Crécy and Agincourt… which, strangely, didn’t prevent them from getting bum rushed out of France.

Wars of the Roses 1455-1485 AD: Two years after surrendering to the French, the English are left without a playmate and must resort to surrendering to themselves.

Anglo-Spanish war 1585-1604 AD: The English, for a change, surrender to the Spanish. They develop a taste for their victors’ sangria and paella, and proclaim the national custom of going to Ibiza and getting wasted.

Anglo-French War 1627-1629 AD: The English surrender to the French after a series of botched up naval expeditions. This great English tradition is nowadays known as “pulling a Dunkirk” and has proved to be a time-honored method to avoid total ridicule.

English Civil Wars 1639-1651 AD: The English fight each other, and it is uncertain which side will surrender to which. Finally, the ugliest contender, Oliver Cromwell, wins, and obtains the surrender of the cavaliers.

Second Anglo-Dutch War 1665-1667 AD: The English surrender to the Dutch, a country a fraction of their size.

Third Anglo-Dutch War 1672-1674 AD: The English pull up their man-panties, only to get kicked by the Dutch once again. The English king considers planting tulips in Westminster.

Nine Years’ War 1688-1697 AD: England joins an attempted gangbang of France by a large coalition of European nations, but fails. Fortunately, the English get to apply Rule II of English Warfare, which consists in blaming others for their defeats, and attributing themselves their allies’ victories.

War of the Spanish Succession 1701-1714 AD: Another attempted gangbang against France. The English, delighted to have a plethora of foreign flunkies to use as cannon fodder, send minimal amounts of troops and spend their time claiming others’ victories. The gangbang, however, fails, and the Austrian pretender renounces the Spanish throne.

War of Jenkins’ Ear 1739-1748 AD: The British forget their previous lesson about the Spanish, and, despite tremendous numerical superiority, get their asses handed to them by the Spanish at Cartagena de Indias: Over 10 British out of action for every Spaniard. The British manage to avoid surrender by reaching a vague settlement.

Seven Years’ War 1756-1763 AD: The British celebrate what is perhaps their first real victory against the French. Their ego grows accordingly.

American Revolutionary War 1775-1783 AD: The British get thrashed by a band of yokels with a little help from France and Spain. As a result, they surrender in Yorktown.

French Revolutionary Wars 1793-1802 AD: The British, along with their continental allies, are unable to get the French revolutionaries out of France. They retaliate by writing The Scarlet Pimpernel, a young ladies’ novel.

Napoleonic Wars 1803-1815 AD: The British decide to be cautious, and let their allies get killed for them in order to soften up Napoleon. After hundreds of thousands of Austrians, Russians, Prussians and Spaniards have died, they move in; after pulling a Dunkirk here and there, in a series of miraculous battles, they avoid their usual surrenders thanks to Spanish help in the Peninsula, as well as having their asses narrowly saved by the Prussians at Waterloo. The British, frustrated by their lack of heroism, proceed to develop some atrocious propaganda such as the Sharpe and Hornblower series.

Anglo-Afghan War 1839-1842 AD: The British decide to try the latest fashion of picking on weak, less modernized countries; this results in them fleeing from Afghanistan, pursued by an old man with a rifle from The Desert Song and his Afghan Hound, Lassie.

Crimean War 1854-1856 AD: The British honestly try to surrender, but are saved by the meddlesome French at Malakoff. They decided to celebrate, of all things, the Charge of the Light Brigade, probably one of the most absurd military cockups in history.

Anglo-Persian war 1856-1857 AD: The British claim a tie, and award several Victoria crosses for good measure.

The Pig War 1859 AD: An American farmer makes the British surrender the San Juan Islands. One of their most surprising surrenders to this day.

Anglo-Zulu War 1879 AD: The British are put to the test and succeed when faced with an opponent armed with sharp pieces of fruit. This is a fine example of the time-honored British tradition of colonial warfare.

First Boer War 1880-1881 AD: The British army surrenders to a rag-tag army of Boers.

World War I 1914-1918 AD: Thanks to French tenacity, the war goes surprisingly well; far too well, claims the British High Command. They therefore send Churchill to Gallipoli to get a nice surrender for their nation. Unfortunately, the ANZAC corps are not British and put up a heroic fight. British hopes for surrender vanish, and they must settle for a retreat.

Anglo-Irish War 1919-1921: The British surrender most of Ireland to the Irish; the shortage in potatoes causes a fish&chips famine nationwide.

World War II 1939-1945: After having pledged to help the French, the British take the “English way out” and pull a Dunkirk; this is made possible by the sacrifice of the French army at the battle of Lille. After returning to Blightey like whipped curs, they proceed to attack the Germans with their most powerful weapons: Songs like We’ll hang the Washing on the Siegried Line or The White Cliffs of Dover. These songs account for the piercing of over 100,000 German eardrums.
Likewise, the British decided to make a surrender à l’orientale, as it were, by surrendering 80,000 men in Singapore to the Japanese, and went for a stroll in North Africa where their army was chased by Rommel and a handful of determined Hitler Youths.
After a long, dreary period of listening to Churchill and Lord Haw Haw, the British are finally rescued by the Americans.

During the war, the English surrendered their supremacy at sea, which is nowadays being disputed by the Somali pirates and Canadian fishermen.

Suez Crisis 1956: When reprimanded by the Americans, the British, despite having achieved local superiority thanks to the Israeli and French, decide that it is wiser to surrender.

World War II (continued) 2005: Prince Harry, representing the British Army, dresses up as a nazi whilst surrounded by tarts, thereby surrendering to Hitler 60 years after the end of the war.

Today: The British are in a tight spot: Do they surrender to the United States by refusing to invade Iraq, or do they face an eventual surrender there as well? The British took the second way, and the long-expected surrender against the Iraqis looms larger by the minute. Unless – pardon me – you would prefer to refer to their surrender as a Dunkirk, or better still, glorious tactical retreat.

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Sarahfrenchcanada - We call it the Norman invasion because, funnily enough, the invaders were Normans!! I believe they were the descendants of Viking invaders in France.

UKpride - you have an amusing way of looking at history. Why don’t you go visit some British WWII vets and tell them your viewpoint?

Ugly men and women with rotten teeth? My mistake, you don’t wear warped spectacles, you’re actually blind!

we’ll the french are more democratic and not much capitalistic than the british but the french have been the source informal things and we’ll the origin of fun. they have more strict religion and they are religious but still not the same because french men would have to make love to you many times to say that he loves you but Brits don’t need making love because there is always kissing but not sloppy kisses and wet ones. we’ll Brits are more formal and royal and still pro-monarchy but still they could be the best of friends. see like in canada the french and the english cooperate but let’s step out the question of that they live in a single country but let’s step in the statement that canada is culturally divided by french (romance) and english (anglo-saxon, germanic) but still look the accent marks are normal to see in the french and french loanwords and look at britain itself they teach french in school why because they’re really the best of friends you know. the best of enemies are always the best of allies in world wars 1 and 2 and maybe more conflicts to come and who am i to judge the french are free men, democratic and pro-unity in differences and the english we’ll speak a language almost french in tongue and principal loaning we’ll though some of the words are from greek and latin etc. the french are still the best of friends. end of question andend of debate. au revoir and cheer’ol.

So, I went to vagas, I know what happens in Vegas stays, but I must say, I did have the chance to be with a French man(22) he insisted to take a shower w me b4 we got “down and dirty” but couldn’t get his penis to work when it was time…
Leave it to the British “bastad”(25) as he liked to pronounce it to make my vegas trip worth wile.
*(clears throat) let’s just say that after those 2 AND 1/2 hours of the best rough love making I have ever had. Yum yum!! I’m completely mad ab British men now. Fucking love them…I mean, I bloody love them !!!!

Bloody, bloody, bloody love them!!

Lily - I imagine you need to wash your pussy. Go do it now quick.